forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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