Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
It's blow job season.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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