Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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