Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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