I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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