I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Holy shit dude........stairs
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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