Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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