glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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