Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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