I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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