There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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