I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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