thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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