Bisexual people are plain selfish.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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