Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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