I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Randomize
