Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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