Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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