just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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