I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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