did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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