Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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