were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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