I wish I could punch you in the face.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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