There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Just pee around me
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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