have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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