Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
