do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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