it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Randomize
