Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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