I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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