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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i think i have two assholes
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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