ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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