I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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