Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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