wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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