OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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