Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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