i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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