Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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