Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
How does it feel to date your dad?
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