My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I need a hoe opinion
go on
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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