i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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