You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
it was like eating out sand paper
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Randomize