Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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