are you still at the devil's house?
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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