if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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