real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
he high fived his dick after we had sex
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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