Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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