worst night to have a conscience
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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