I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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