Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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