every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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