is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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