they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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