Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Everything about him screamed your future.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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