Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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